Is there an age rating system for streets?

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10/28/2013 at 17:55 • Filed to: None

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Because mine just went into M territory. I saw things Oppo, bad, disgusting things. Anyways, Hope your day was better than mine, here's a pornography car.

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Kinja'd!!! Goshen, formerly Darkcode > BlazinAce - Doctor of Internal Combustion
10/28/2013 at 17:56

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Well, Brazil itself is quite fucked up from what I know (mostly told by people who live or lived there).


Kinja'd!!! Zipppy, Mazdurp builder, Probeski owner and former ricerboy > BlazinAce - Doctor of Internal Combustion
10/28/2013 at 17:57

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Life is M-rated. because it isn't censored. Cussing everywhere, occasional nude sights.... etc..


Kinja'd!!! PS9 > BlazinAce - Doctor of Internal Combustion
10/28/2013 at 17:57

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Care to elaborate?


Kinja'd!!! BlazinAce - Doctor of Internal Combustion > PS9
10/28/2013 at 18:00

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It's just that I realized I live in the kind of place where you stumble on frozen corpses during the winter and jump over fucking hobos in the summer. And by fucking I mean hobos that were fucking, right on the sidewalk.

It wasn't cool, trust me.


Kinja'd!!! PS9 > BlazinAce - Doctor of Internal Combustion
10/28/2013 at 18:02

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:(

The worst I got over here is kids playing on my way to work. Which is right around the corner, so I don't need a car at all.

I'll never complain about anything aga- WTF, that pizza guy was supposed to be here ages ago! What kind of dystopian hellscape do I live in that prevents me from getting hot delicious pizza on time!?


Kinja'd!!! BlazinAce - Doctor of Internal Combustion > Zipppy, Mazdurp builder, Probeski owner and former ricerboy
10/28/2013 at 18:06

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Hobos doing it on the sidewalk, the eventual pile of turd posted on your doorstep, people frozen solid in July... Sound almost like I'm living in GTA...


Kinja'd!!! Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. > BlazinAce - Doctor of Internal Combustion
10/28/2013 at 18:16

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Wait....I thought you live in Brazil? Where does it get cold enough to freeze a body down there?


Kinja'd!!! BlazinAce - Doctor of Internal Combustion > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
10/28/2013 at 20:30

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Ok, that wasn't the best choice of words... what I actually meant was that I've already stumbled upon people (again, homeless) dead on the streets from hypothermia after specially cold winter nights, back when I had to take the bus at 6 am. And the southernmost states, Paraná, Santa Catarina and Rio Grande do Sul, can definitely deliver sub zero temperatures at night. This year, which wasn't particularly cold, we were having -7°C in July, with lots of rain to boot, and then there's the Minuano, ice cold, dry wind that blows from Patagonia during the day and chills you to the bones.

That's why some of my fondest childhood memories are curling up around a firepit at night and the reason why even our traditional clothing is made up of woolen shirts and ponchos:

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But I digress... Back then, I'd leave the house shortly before 6 am and, on my way to the bus stop, I'd see them, sometimes with a cop already nearby calling the mop up crew. This is probably gonna sound really morbid, but, according to one of our anatomy professors, hypothermia is the main source of bodies for the college lab.